That's it. I am making me a cake! [IMG]
You should join my pool. [IMG]
I really don't need to go. I had a full body cavity search last Thursday downtown. [IMG]
Yeah, I'm not digging your picture. I think you should change it. You guys even have the same hair... sorta.
Me too. We could be friends.
Honey... what is wrong with your face in your avatar? You look like Cousin Geri.
Eww gross, yeah. Hopefully it doesn't swell and give you cherry eye. Actually, the last picture is kinda cool in a child molester side of the...
Stop being hateful. Nauseous has a very interesting life of going to work and coming home and going Krogering once a week. Sometimes she even...
Damn, that was a good one. :frown:
I just wear this when we hook up and we are right as rain. :p [IMG]
Or intimate masturbation course iced maggot cake itch my candida isn't mary crazy ignore my calls
Don't get your leather riding chaps in a knot! To each his own. As long as you aren't driving like a dick, you don't have anything to feel...
That guy is kinda cute. Chevy Chase was turning me on the other day in Vacation. Anyway, I think taking a bath with an electrical appliance is...
She was ugly and had a big nose. [img]
I have no good reason to get married. If I can't put my man in a box when I don't need him, then I don't need him.
Eating is for assholes. Since I don't have one, I don't eat.
When I think of coke and an older movie, I think of the "Gods Must Be Crazy."
And where is it this morning? [IMG]
I know what happened. I was there. I was her shadow at work that day. I was sitting on the sink, talking about my wild night and she was pooping...
You have told that story a billion times, a-hole. I was waiting for that.
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