They came to the house today and I wouldn't answer the door. Revenge!! The guy was beating on it like it was the PD. I was asleep and he scared me...
Oh, and dark gray. I would drive a dark gray car. But I hate white, red and gold. The rest of the colors are just blah to me.
I think the FJ looks like a wannabe Hummer. We had a big old Bronco when I was a kid. It was so loud. I have a picture of it. I'll have to...
I'm out of pumpkin pie and that makes me nervous.
We could just start a twitter thread. I'll start one.
Uh-oh. Dwaine is in trouuubbbllleeee.... [IMG]
My favorite brand of bread is Nickels. I think you can only get it in a few states, but it's good stuff. I tend to buy the local stuff.
I don't like mayo or miracle whip. I like Vegenaise. It doesn't gross me out like the others do, but it's fucking expensive. Like almost 15...
I like them but they are too crunchy for me. I like the soggy green pickles. Like hamburger dills.
Yeah, tell us how you really feel.
Yeah, I heard it too without the fuck part. I can't say that I blame him for being pissed. In our situation, I didn't even feel like we made...
I hate texting too. I don't see the point. I know it's big with kids, but I have a couple of friends who love texting so much they had to get...
Those cars are ugly and dorky. I would have been pissed too. And 7k isn't really that good of a deal for one. They resell super cheap because...
I watched the first 5 episodes and I like it.
Getting ready to start watching season one. Anyone seen it? I think Gabriel Byrne is hot for a guy who is old enough to be my dad.
Anyway, they don't use shitty potatoes so you never have black or big black/brown spots on the chips. I used to think that meant they were burnt...
uh... I dunno. Name your favorite brand of something. Me, my favorite brand of potato chips are Conn's. They are made in Ohio but they sell...
"I still doesn't understand it". Jesus Christ. Can we get an edit function already or is Jefe too busy twittering in a corner somewhere?
I heard something about Demi Moore saving someone life on Twitter. I've looked it up, but I still doesn't understand it. It sounds like...
My dad is so damn honest. It doesn't pay to be honest anymore. I think he should file and ammended return and claim a bunch of shit that he...
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