You want to see the pics of inside someone's nose? I already looked on youtube. It still feels gross. Been doing the saline and used some...
"Calibrating weight for front seat passenger." Later on, "Capacity overload. Front passenger occupant please exit vehicle immediately. you are...
Looks cute. I would really like to see Luxembourg. It's green and hilly and looks clean and beautiful. [IMG]
I gotta go downtown, park a mile away and walk forever to pay my personal property taxes. I have never done this before and it makes me nervous.
I thought this was gonna be about the Craigslist killer...
Yeah. I hate concerts. The only band I would go see now would be Band of Horses and that'd be it.
Ah, that's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time. You almost broke through the PMS hate barrier! :)
You aren't confusing it with ejaculation, are you? :eek:
My morning poop was disappointing.
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How about that Miss CA vs Perez Hilton? I don't really care that she said that. It was her opinion and we do have freedom of speech.
Damnit. I was expecting to see melting plastic.
Yeah, like "driver ejection in 10,9,8,7..." I wonder how many people would wait until 1?
"She is paralyzed from the nipples to her toes" That sucks, but the teenage boy humor in me thinks that nipples to her toes is funny. I wonder...
My nostril still hurts.
1. Top Five People I Want To Punch In The Face: Drew Barrymore, Ellen Degeneres, Sharon Stone, Tori Spelling, Jessica Simpson 2. Top Five...
Who are the dicks voting no?
I like the talking. It's so 80's high tech. I went to autotrader to look for a daytona shelby. I almost bought a daytona back in the 90's but...
I have some. I was just paranoid about the triple antibiotic stuff. I think it says for external use only.
I think that wad of money with the eyeballs is cute, but State Farm is cheaper than Geico (at least for me anyway).
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