The sex offender registry isn't funny. :rolleyes:
I hate Thomas Edison, but you are clever. You busy this weekend? ;)
Aww... poor girl! :frown: I hope she will feel great after all of that.
I remember this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhMoT4QJZQc
I feel like throwing up on him. I just want to puke. Poop count 7-8 times, still feel like I gotta go, stomach churning, wanna vomit. I...
DeLuise died in his sleep around 6 p.m. on May 4, 2009 in Los Angeles, California, aged 75. He was hospitalized at the time, suffering from kidney...
I really wanted that kid to get electrocuted yesterday with that electric weed eater thing he was allowed to 'play' with. It was alll rainy and he...
Hell yeah it was. They get out of their car and just throw trash out in the yard and it blows over into mine. I picked it up one day and threw...
I'm back to feeling like poop, but I don't think it's the swine flu.
I was coughing last night, woke up and my eyes felt like sand, my nose was stuffed up and I was sneezing and my ears have been bothering me all...
They weren't taking care of their dog. Damn edit feature...
I live outside city limits (still have limits on shooting distance from a dwelling) and have an acre. When the fence goes up, it's gonna be right...
I gotta VENT and the procrastination of putting up a privacy fence is over. I live next to some of the skaniest motherfuckers you can think of....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoDkDumINI I think she was so pretty before she started fucking with her teeth. She had a gummy smile, but she...
I'd take them if I were closer and thought they would be safe at my house. I don't know what my dogs would do with ducks. They are pretty cool...
Do the parts have to be fugly? I am all kinds of deformed. Like... I have bunions. And just for anyone who is picturing a corn, bunions are a...
I don't see how it is beneficial, but I guess they are. If anything you would think it would stop the sperm from going anywhere. It would be...
I thought Reiz was flat chested. It'd be like sleeping on a wood screw.
So where is the strangest place you peed? I peed off of a covered bridge once somewhere in the backwoods of Ohio. I also peed on a bridge at a...
That was sad and funny at the same time.
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