About fucking time. GET A JOB, those loan people are brutal. Oh, and congrats.
He's a lucky guy you've got there Dio!
In the words of the immortal Meadwad, Oh, I got it. It aint making me laugh, but I got it.
I can't believe you missed the SNL quote. Dan Akroid must be *rolling in his grave! *getting ready to...
What's up m'PADDY! Clearly, I too am part Irish, or I could have never said it. Any of you non-Irish people better be throwing the P word...
"Excuse me, but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
I was going to say the lady sounds cunt, and cunts gotta be cunts about something. Take away the smokes and who knows what else she'll take to...
Balls? Grow your own Dioveries!
I was going to see until I found Santa Claus is nowhere to be seen. I have no moral stance for not seeing the movie, I'm just not too curious...
Fuck a swede.
Separate names with a comma.