ugh. you bitch. i just went and bought a new mouse. and FYI, Revlon 60second chips off way too fast and has a matte finish. i stick with...
HEEYYYYY! I know i fucking post so you must think i'm boring! so fuck you fatty brain pants! i never liked you anyway! mutherfucker.
its supposed to keep the gays out but sometimes it doesnt work. notice Sexual Chocolate hasnt been around lately either. :cry:
sounds like you're all set with beauty supplies for a while then.
get one of those chainsaw hands and claim it as a prosthesis on your taxes. then take your groovy new hand and go to work on some gov't buildings.
i'll take your headstones and coffins you have stashed away. since i am a fat fuck now i only wear big mom underpants. my fat labial folds would...
what a sweetheart! but no, keep it for some black nail polish and lipgloss. and no, i am not on a laptop, and i dont have a switch. and today...
i have a microsoft optical wheel mouse, and i dont see how i can take it apart without breaking it. i forgot to get one when i was out today and i...
quit your job, get Medicaid and go on welfare. you can get some of your taxes back that way. or maybe you can even get some SSI disability if...
well Barfy, we always knew you were sick, but how sick are you? are you going to be okay? i weealy woooried! {{HUGS}}
scampers back in real quick to reveal the real Lomotil, then hauls ass right the hell outta here* [img]
if she knows the lyrics to the Grease 2 soundtrack run far away, very fast- sex kitten or not! more great advice from THE forum, ;)
*covers ass and runs away from thread...*
i know! you can have me and Nursey's experimental Hussein baby fetus. i dont think we have a use for it anymore and its starting to smell funny....
aha haha Lomo! i just love you, clown pants and all! yeah, if i can get my ass in gear tomorrow i am buying a new one.:p
where the hell is UT and Barfy and Wank and all the Fugly chicks anyway? this place sucks.
well, now you've insulted me in another thread, make up your mind BOY!
i felt the need to tell you twice. whoops! :oops: now thats embarassing!
well, it sucks to be you then.
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