If anyone gets offended by that GET OVER IT. Anyway, am I a dick? I offer my old tv stand/tv to a friend who is getting an apartment. I...
Ahh, I am so sorry! Are you alright physically? I know mentally you are not. Very few people would be. I have been in wrecks, but luckily...
Damn, Lomo. How many soapboxes did you have to sit on to make that post? If we lived in pristine conditions, I might agree with you to an extent,...
I want one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina
And you don't like eggplant? I love that stuff. I prefer squash to zuccini, but I like it too.
Had to have been an inside job... someone who has a key and a motive.
People take shit from my trash. Like a bed frame, an old table umbrella, (just the metal not the umbrella), old busted baseboards, an old tape...
Only time I have seen them used was when I would get my hair cut and they would use them to hold hair when they were cutting sections. I have used...
Or the crazy asshole that put garlic in the crotch of your underwear. That is so messed up. I would feel violated. You would think they would...
Remember when I got two cds stuck in my car cd player the day I bought it? I finally got them out! Used a sandwich bag so I wouldn't scratch...
Two slipped discs oops.
I destroyed a sink with a combination of generic K-Mart Drano and generic Big Lots Drano. It turned the stainless steel looking sink green. It...
I fucked up my tub. And yeah, voices are deceiving. I have heard people who sounded hot on the phone only to see them and be like, "Eww".
I say both. Like when I first saw this, I was like, "This gay commerical is so retarded." Seriously, why are people so offended by words? I...
I thought it was funny. It's a goofy sounding song and it makes me laugh. This commercial always makes me happy and I don't know why. Anyway,...
That you don't scrub bathtubs with steel wool and "Le Scrub" when you can't find a sponge. That Nascar cars don't have headlights or grills. They...
Makes me want to call things gay 50 times a day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0
I have this song on my Zune for my dog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYkKVgdqkc
I swear you had one with kids laughing in the background... like in the song, not literally your kids laughing.
This is Schmed's Happy Birthday thread. You two get a room.
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