except i fucked up and ended up licking the sweat off someone else's body instead. its all good except for the fucking hickies.
if you think you could win a fight with her husband then fuck her. if not fuck her daughter instead.
BOOYAH! I win again. this is getting boring. [img]
oh damn that was pathetic. there are so many ways i could go here but i just dont care. Xavier's Spic, meet Deeblow. maybe you can gang up on...
shah, i am so glad you asked. i managed to break things off with Frenchie last week and then i accidentally run into a full blooded, caucasian,...
i am just gonna be a slanty-eyed slutty jap. its one day out of the year i can be myself.
i should listen to that when i am cleaning my filthy house. but never while snorting coke or my heart will explode.
Bob, why dont you post giant pictures of your cock instead? or resize the beer pics. :idea:
i already won. what did i win anyway? OH! I hope its one of those Jesus dildos!
they really do have ass tubes to help relieve gas or if someone has the drips. i have not had the pleasure of inserting one yet. Schmed, bend over...
"hallmart" moments? what the fuck is Hallmart?
oh for fucks sakes Dwaine. he's registered. can i please be a mod now?
gawd dawg! stop tellin me whut i be doin! cant i hate on both? are your fat braids greasy? i had a real bad experience with that once....
it took ya long enough to get here, sheesh. ask him if his nuts hurt.
that was a catchy little tune. Operator! Get me Bei-jing-jing-jing-jing-jing-jing, BANANA PhoooNe!...
struck a nerve did i? dont take it personally, i hate all people from Canaduh. and everyone else too. i cant help it.
right on Icenhour. glad you are still stalking around and you are okay. :D your journal entries were funny as fuck; especially when you thought...
nicknames are usually a sign of affection. i considered calling you "The Pukestress" or "The Pukemeister" but in print it didnt come off so great....
NO! I HATE that shit!
that would actually be pretty fucking funny if it made sense. oh dont get mushy on me now! i am depending on you :oops:
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