Last night I dreamt that I went blind and deaf one one side of my head and that my husband left me for another woman. God, I hope I don't go...
No and no. I haven't even taken an Ambien in a long time. These are drug- free 100% sober dreams. I had the tv sleep timer set to go off about...
Why was the movie not funny like the stuff I am finding today? http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_anti_smoking_ads_warn_teens
But this was hilarious. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_babysafe_ball_makes_shaking
That does remind me of me for some reason. Must be the dorky hair and the weird nose. It's face is not long enough and it's chin isn't pointy...
Had a dream last night that I had to have surgery on my groin area. I don't know what for but it involved a skin graft from my knee. I told the...
If Haim wasn't gay and I wasn't married, I'd marry him even though I think he's shorter than me and he's gonna look like Jeff Conaway in a few...
Douching is gross. I have never done it. Our bodies clean themselves out naturally. I don't see the need for a douche in any normal circumstances.
I'm sure his estate is getting $$$$ They do commericals with dead people all of the time. Doesn't Dolly ride around with Elvis in one?
How flattering. His parent's were probably so damn proud. I'm gonna call them cunt curls from now on.
I can totally see how your a-hole would join in. The taint is the only thing separating the two. I won't do them. My kegels can sway to and...
I have been seeing flashes of light in my eye and now I am freaking out thinking about eye cancer and looking up pictures like this: [img] [img]
You need to start wearing a helmet around your kids.
Don't tell him that there are strains of Tamiflu-resistant H1N1, but there are. Or tell him if you want to scare him.
Oh, did you know that Lundy is Martha Plimpton's biological father in real life?
That part kinda didn't shock me. Next week should be good!
Crap! I gotta watch it.
I know. I don't take any meds for my disease... just probiotics. Dunno if it helps or not. I think people are over prescribed out the ass and I...
Something about them reminds me of an elephant. I like couches with no prints and no buttons or grommets (whatever those stud things are called....
I'm sorry, but that guy is a tool. He's into alternative medicine and pushes a bunch of books. Hell, you are prompted to sign up if you want to...
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