OK I got a new digital camera, so here goes... [img] Steady girls!
I got this via text message the other day when I was hammered, I nearly fucking pissed myself. "Maurice Gibb dead?! It's a TRAGEDY the doctors...
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two...one to change the bulb, the other to hold the penis...... ....sorry ladder
Fuck, I gave you none mate, 'cos I'm a fucking dozy cunt who's been 'reading' stars the wrong way round!! Soz
All the cool people on here have 3 stars!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya: Yes, I am a red before you feckin' ask!...
HEHEHE Pointing and laughing at the reds is possibly better than sex.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: You know, I live in a country where people are...
DONOR LIST 1. Pimp Monchichi [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kept man: I took offense at the Iggy Pop reference here...then I...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya: Another legend bites the bullet. My Clash top 10: 1....
C'mon then Gangsta Monchichi.....let's ave it [img]
Nice of you to put a link in to your family photo album Klit
I really thought Bob Hope croaked years ago! What about people who are alive, but should by rights be dead, for example.... Shane Macgowan Iggy...
Def alive: Fred Dibnah Eddie Tenpole (hoorah, hoorah, hoorah hey!) Bob Hope's been dead for yonks. The other 5....no fucking idea.
I'm with Stymie on the old bitches. These 18 yr old skinny little slappers do fuck all for me. Many happy returns btw You'll never catch me up...
Cheers Dub, my 'poota at work keeps blocking me from the site and I'm usually too busy at home drinking and stuff, so don't get much time to...
Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane for Christmas......... But she'll stil have to use Immac on the other leg [img]
Try "Angelheart" - DeNiro, Rourke. Its massively underated and the scenes with Mickey Rourke knocking fuck out of Lisa Bonnet rock.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape: I'd suggest you experience something a tad more...
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