Chester is right. Run as a Republican. I'll vote for you despite the fact that you don't have a green card. Barry
I thought that the three choices were sex, drugs and rock and roll. By the way Dan, do you find that alcohol is a good choice of medication...
Loan me $500 before you blow it on crack and hookers. Barry
Your modem is overheating. Clear the porn magazines off of the top of it and let it breathe. No kidding. Barry
The word I hate the most is "Word." As in when somebody says something that is more or less accurate, and the burned out loser laughs and...
Once a cheerleader, always a cheerleader. You can't undo the past. Barry
Those "auto updaters" seem to always have spyware attached. Spyware sucks. Do you know of one that works? Barry
Why does the clock on my computer lose about a minute a day? Is there a battery or something? Driving me crazy.
I am sad now. I just checked, and I have an average of 4.5 posts per day. Considering that I left the forum twice for extended periods, that is...
You all smoke a lot of weed don't you? This whole thread reminds me of the scene from Animal House. Pinto gets high for the first time, and...
That is not what the Police report said. By the way Dwaine, I refused to give the Aussie detectives your cell number. You owe me bud. Barry
I believe that time travel is possible too. As a matter of fact, I think that it probably is not very difficult, we just don't know how yet....
Moo Moo big guy. Moo Moo. Barry
I second that emotion. Barry
Schmed - reasoning with Smurf is like mud wrestling with a pig. It wastes your time, and the pig likes it. Barry
Library computer. Barry
Why do I find this so funny? God knows I need a life. Barry
Why is a great question Ferine. I have always wondered why men are so enthralled with the female breast. Breasts are not necessary for...
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Those are really pretty good. You seem to fit right in at Fugly, Phat. That is not a good thing, however. Barry
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