Damn you. I show up, and you leave. You know I have abandonment issues. :( Barry
You look like my mother....and my father. I'm traumatized for life. [img]
The more I look at Nursey with her choker and calf muscles exposed, the more I am certain that she is a he. My intuition is usually right -...
Oh Headee, you could die for this. Barry
Rolls on the floor laughing, blows milk out my nose, gasps for air, etc. Hums the tune of Hotel California..... you can check out any time...
I've left twice. I'm in a 12 step group now, but I can't get a full day of sobriety. I hate this place. Barry
At my house they don't even have to be naked for it to be considered porn. Barry
I win. http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7957&start=39 Barry
I love the way the Elk brags about his conquest at the end. Typical male. Kiss and tell. Yes, Grape, funny. Barry
Hey, I just stuck my nose in for a quick sniff.........hummmm.......smells like bullshit. Barry
Re: I Will Be Answering Gynecologic and Obstetrical Question Isn't that statement about the same as saying, " I am the most upstanding member...
Gotcha. I turned the lights back on. Sorry. Barry
I have several questions in that area. They have always been puzzling to me. With your great resources (google) these should be easy for you....
Don't worry about me Nursey, Unless of course I turn out to be one of those "innocent people" Dan assaults. If that happens, worry about Dan.
Dan made me laugh again. That's twice this month. Not because of what he said, it was the idea of Dan talking in a girlie voice. :shock:...
Too personal for me to speculate. But....you are probably on track. Barry
Barry works in Mobile. He lives in Daphne. The Leprechaun is allegedly from Crichton, which is a suburb of Mobile. Crichton is the crack...
I miss Mia. Did you HAVE to kill her? Barry
"staying up for more than 24 hours" = Manic phase of Bipolar Disorder, or Crystal Meth abuse. Think of all the women who need you for their...
I would like to remind you Schmedly, this thread was started by me in reference to Chris Daughtry, the rocker dude. I think that the rest of...
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