This is the most authentic sounding Dan post yet.
Instant cure - [img]
Any chance of moving this to the general Mayhem forum? I thought not. As far as popping things, I prefer bubble wrap.
Not really. She is just preparing him for the realities of married life.
That's pretty good. I'm assuming you have a melody to go with it. Any chance that you record it and post the musical version?
Wait a minute. You JUST remember the SKELETON? Well, that's a different story. It is almost certain that the meaning of the skeleton is...
It means you had a weird dream. Everybody has one occasionally. Go back to sleep. If you felt like your were awake when it happened, it was a...
If your world is anything like mine, Tuesday will sound like this in your brain - "God I hate sheetrock. I hope this sinus infection clears up...
Win? YES! Now we can all stop.
Too busy to bother.
Moderator, please correct my spelling in the above post - "winner" should read "whiner."
You are a winner Headee. There, I said it.
I think I like this thread.
Cinncinati is less than 50% Black. So that means that the poorest city in America is predominately White. Detroit is 88% Black, and always makes...
News flash - the Poorest and Blackest city on America is drum roll........................ Washington, DC
Damn. You win. I can't argue with that logic.
Why is it that every time I look at this thread i want to rip out my eyes in frustration? Countless hours wasted. What a horrid addiction.
What inspires you, his success with money or his exploits with women? He doesn't inspire me. I'm just jealous.
Check, Well wriiten reply. You did a nice job of letting me be an ass without being an ass in return. Not that you changed my mind or...
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