Me and King Jesus are doing just fine. It's his Narcissistic, money hungry underlings that get on my nerves.
Well, I'm about 5 away from a very elite club. I am not sure whether I should feel proud or ashamed. Yes I am sure, but I am going to keep...
Wisdom Grim. That is Wisdom.
I heard that he tried to kill himself with a shotgun Monday. You guessed it. He missed wide right.
Once, before I was a Christian, I threw water balloons at cars......and then there was that time I freaked out my brother by making him believe he...
Thanks to everyone for getting me banned at the Dr Lounge. :lol:
I believe you Check.
Because you spend the rest of your day wandering around with a confused expression on your face as well?
Nursey, I swear that is the funniest thing ever. Could you post a picture of yourself using your new pillow Grim? Please? :lol:
She sure did! Thanks Sammy. I will read more closely next time.
The sign of a good team is that they find a way to win the games in which they play poorly. The sign of a pitiful team is when they find a way...
Would you let your child do that?
Don't flatter yourself.
If that kid is really under 18, and he is being fed the words to say by an adult, that is felony child abuse. If the kid is over 18, he is...
Get real Chester! The kids is just too funny.
which proves that Newsweek is not much different from any other magazine - they publish whatever sells best. I have no confidence in any news...
Smurf was right. The end of the world is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r5pU8bDsp4 Just watch it.
Go easy on Lomo there Spoon. He's a sick man. You should have recognized this without me having to prompt you. Change the batteries in your...
Damn Dwaine, you need a steady girlfriend. Lay off the hookers and crack 'hos and ask a nice looking coed for a date. Take her to the Melting...
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