My God, that's 2 Pot/Kettles in one week.
Let me sum up these stories - Nausey finds it, confines it, and cries when it dies. I hear a song chorus "find it, confine it, cry when...
I resemble that remark. ...and I left you out of my will on purpose. I mean, heck, what do you give a Bulldog fan that he doesn't already have?...
Bats on Cocaine. Who would have thunk it.
My dog has food available all day. She ignores it and waits for table scraps. If we go about two days without giving her table scraps, she might...
If I don't feel better soon I'm going to kill myself. The following is my last will and testament. 1. To Schmed, I leave all my size 13 tube...
They are supposed to use gloves?
If Karma was real I would you and I would be married right now. (You deserve the reward, and I deserve the punishment.)
How much longer until football season?
Nope. I made the mistake of having my annual physical last Friday. I walked into the Doctors office office feeling fine. While the Doctor is...
Please explain to us mortals...
Jeff sold Fugly Forums to me. PM me your request, and watch it happen pronto.
....and I hate you all. That is all.
I think he would have made a bigger impact if he had sold the bulldozer and bought dynamite with the cash.
Is it wrong that I'm aroused by that? The "Okay, I'm done" part I mean.
I stand corrected.
Here is some real music. I'm in love with the fat chick on the washboards. "Your cousin's on cops!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcDFpH-VdNQ
...and they are ridiculous. "It's the Arockolypse." "On the day of Rockining" What a dumbass song....
Same place that I got a copy of your drivers license.
ALL of us are not up the proverbial creek. Some of us own the creek. Feel free to change sides anytime you want Nursey. Creek ownership is not a...
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