Damn you Dwaine, you ruined my gag! Or ... maybe you made it better.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on these forums.
This film, for example, is an Australian masterpiece. See it if you can find a copy.
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Actually, if you visualise Dizzy stroking Dwaine's cock while he says it, that comma is in the perfect position.
Sorry, I thought you were Schmed.
Can anyone make a bad movie with zombies in it?
I'm not sure why, but I reckon that would have been cooler and funnier without the exclamation mark.
Oooo! Fight-fight-fight-fight-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT!
Whatever does it for you.
Bullshit, Dwaine. If you had a vagina you'd be at home all day playing with it.
* Swerving the thread violently back onto topic * I prefer real football.
I'm not.
I've tried to hate you, but your avatar makes me too horny.
The thing is, Dizzy, if you can't be funny you should at least try to be original.
Just as I thought: our hate muscles have dwindled to nothing from lack of use. We need hate physiotherapy, immediately! Where's mia?
Yeah but you can only smash her pliant body into those balls for so long before it stops being fun. Like a couple of hours, tops.
Is that abuse or a compliment?
Hmm, not bad. But we still need MORE ABUSE
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