Please people. Don't let this thread die. It's been so much fun, surely we can milk a few more laffs from it yet.
... but I've just re-discovered it and it's still fucking great. http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
"pull your finger out" = get on with it "get a dog up ya" = fuck you, asshole "get a mangy dog up ya" = even more so "eat shit and die" = same...
HEY! STOP PICKING ON SMURF! (Grimy's waiting in General Mayhem.)
The twisted logic underpinning these two statements is doing my head in. Anyway, I thought you weren't reading any more of Checkmate's posts,...
Is this a longwinded way of telling us all it's your birthday? If so, happy birthday, fucker. Tequila slammer for Chester, please.
Yeah! FUCK EVERYONE!
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