Amateur Asian porn. Thank you Fugly.
and it's really fucking cold. But on the bright side,I'm learning how to play guitar(4 chords!!! woo-hoo!!),an I've gotten fucked up every night...
North Carolina.I have a flight to Michigan tomorrow at 5:30,so the next time I talk to you bastards,I'll be in a different state. Wish me bad luck.
I put my pic on the FuglyorNot thingy and I got a %55 fugly rating. Thing is,half of the votes are 10's(the highest fugly rating) and 1's(I guess...
My friend Paul licked my face and I almost fucked my friends' 17 year old sister. Uncle GAS says "Remember kiddies,alcohol is bad."
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Two elderly couples are playing bridge one night,after awhile the two wives go into the kitchen to talk. One of the men says"We had dinner at this...
An assistant coroner goes up to the head coroner and says "Hey boss,you gotta come check this out.There's a lady that has a shrimp where her clit...
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After using up ten or so posts to figure out how to post pics,I'm at my one thousandth post. I rule. GAS-the man,the myth,the chronic...
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Is that chick fucking smokin' or what? I can't do anything when that video comes on,well,I do get wood so I guess that counts as anything.
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
I was looking around for a forum to fuck with when I came acrossthis one. It's a sex forum with pretty typical questions from what looks like a...
I found this pretty damn funny... However, the residents of the 1700's (or 1500's for that matter) didn't have access to the Internet and had to...
Did Cheezy go mental and murder her ass? I've been noticing a lack of "Whut?"'s lately.
Here are some victims for those of you too poor to pay to see the ones on Fugly(like me). Here ya go.
In about two months,I will be leaving the semi-great state of North Carolina to go back to Michigan. My mom has bone marrow(sp?) cancer and I'm...
I had to work at 8 o'clock this morning....still shitty drunk.I actually drank coffee. I hate coffee..
I hate you all and I hope you go to hell.
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