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  1. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    Shipman

    :arrow: http://www.chevychase.com/dr.death.html
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 8, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Old Quikies

    a conga is a lot of people who form themselves into a line and dance round a room/hall/disco to some cheesy pop music,more often than not 'do the...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 8, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Old Quikies

    Q: What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A: A conga in an old peoples home
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 7, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    UNDERSTANDING GERMAN

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news3.shtml its not in latin but might make some sense! :wink:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 7, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    UNDERSTANDING GERMAN

    a leicester player meets a german burd in spain,fancy a shag he asks? nien she replys,good il go get 8 mates! :P
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 7, 2004, 11 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    GIDDY UP there old joke!

    Some say that Michael Jackson will be jailed for 8years for kiddy fiddling, that is no where near long enough seeing as Christopher Reeves got the...
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 20, 2004, 2 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    French Wankers

    also french kissing, french toast,french fries, french letters,ooh la la! 8) i found this article about the the whole anti-french thing quite...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 13, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    How do you spot a chinese whore in Morecambe...............she's the one in the fishnets. :wink:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 13, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    http://www.morecambe.co.uk/ :x
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 12, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    yet more chinese winklepicker jokes! :x They were told to wait until the water was knee high....only problem was Nee Hi was sitting in the...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 12, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    yeah, see what you mean, totally bolloxed that one up! :oops:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 10, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    EXCLUSIVE: Crime boss runs empire from jail cell Is this Mr Big behind cockle deaths? By Neville Thurlbeck THIS is the Mr Big whose...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 10, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    police in morcambe found a chinese cockle picker wearing a shell suit sqaushed under a rock,at first they thought it was a CRUSHED ASIAN.
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 9, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    FOR SALE

    FOR SALE.. NINETEEN SLIGHTLY WET MAN UTD SEASON TICKETS. CONTACT MORCAMBE BAY LIGHTHOUSE WITH OFFERS FOR SALE: SHOES OFFER 19...
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 9, 2004, 18 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    im a nonentity get me a beer!!

    ...KIN EL! sorreee! i only meant it was british as in its a british tv show, but fair nuff it was a wank joke!
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 8, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    im a nonentity get me a beer!!

    :oops: fraid i didn't!! Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it,...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 8, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    im a nonentity get me a beer!!

    Two sharks swimming in the Irish sea and one says to the other"come on i'm fed up of mackerel, lets swim up to Morcambe for a chinese"
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 7, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    im a nonentity get me a beer!!

    i was walking along the beach the other day and i seen 3 rock pools, i said to myself 'well,well,well'! :)
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 6, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    im a nonentity get me a beer!!

    dont worry its a british thing! :lol: :lol:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 6, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    im a nonentity get me a beer!!

    jordan and peter andre go for a shag in the jungle. jordan asks peter, is that johnny rotten. pete says i hope not its the only one ive got. :oops:
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Feb 4, 2004, 16 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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