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  1. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    New joke

    little girl goes to see santa and santa says "what do you want for christmas little one" and the girl goes "i want a barbie and an...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Apr 1, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  2. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    New joke

    a man goes to his doctor and says 'doc,i'm having some trouble with my hearing.' 'what are the symptoms?' asks the doc the man replies 'a yellow...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Apr 1, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  3. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    GOOD MORNING!

    popped one too many last night! :shock: [img] sorted! :wink:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 21, 2004 in forum: General Mayhem
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    GOOD MORNING!

    IM FEELING GRATE, I SLEPT LIKE A LOG LAST NIGHT..... I WOKE UP IN THE FIREPLACE....... [img]
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 20, 2004, 2 replies, in forum: General Mayhem
  5. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    Gay racist homofag retard mocking shit munching fagpots

    I THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE THE PUB AS HE WAS SKINT! :) COAT IS ON IM OUT THE DOOR ..... ... TAXI!!!!
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 19, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  6. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    a stupid question

    btw its 907.586 dollars! :)
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 18, 2004 in forum: General Mayhem
  7. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    a stupid question

    go here http://www.sciencemadesimple.net/currency.html :wink:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 18, 2004 in forum: General Mayhem
  8. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    A FOOTBALL JOKE! (but dont hold that against it!)

    Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the world looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey, and hopefully win...
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 17, 2004, 0 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  9. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    ll_Kuntaqious_ll

    WHAT?!!! NO FREE PORN!!!!! :x NOW YOU TELL ME! :oops: *thinks* now where did i leave that coat? :?
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 16, 2004 in forum: General Mayhem
  10. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    BUGGERATION!!!

    http://updater.co.uk/ fuck cunt bugger bollocks wanker shit! whats your favourite? :P
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 12, 2004, 1 replies, in forum: General Mayhem
  11. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    UNDERSTANDING GERMAN

    i see glasgow rangers have shown an interest in paul dickov.... but he says hes happy where he is! :lol:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 11, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  12. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    UNDERSTANDING GERMAN

    true! but what the hell, i see their sponsors Walkers crisps are renaming their flavours for the spanish market....... Assault and vinegar,...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 11, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  13. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    Tasty

    not tasty man phones his local pizza hut and asks for a thin crusty supreme. Half an hour later Diana Ross turns up! :lol:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 11, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
  14. Lord Toodle of Pip
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    UNDERSTANDING GERMAN

    whats the difference between man ure players and leicester players? leicester still have some players in europe! :)
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 11, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    WARNING!!! ADDICTIVE!!!!!

    addictive..... well maybe not as addictive as the real thing .... or am i just an orgasm addict? uh huh uh huh aghh aghh aghh yeah! :oops:...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 9, 2004 in forum: General Mayhem
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    World Origami Championships

    anyone watch the World Origami Championships that were on TV the other night? it was on paper view! :oops: the coat is on and im off!
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 9, 2004, 1 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    better time than any to bust out the michael jackson jokes

    whats the difference between michael jackson and frankie detorri? [img] frankie has a licence to ride 3 year olds! :)
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 9, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Tasty

    Nah not really,as there's not much chance of me being in the open, tho http://www.heptune.com/farts.html could hold the answer to any fart related...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 9, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    better time than any to bust out the michael jackson jokes

    After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex. She replied " For fucks sake , let...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 8, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Tasty

    Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 8, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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