why is there only 2 pallbearers at a paki's funeral ?. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . cos there are only 2 handles on a dustbin 8)
they get the cat to do it! :wink: [img]
David Beckham's voice is going to be used to make all stadium announcements at England's Euro 2004 matches. A spokesman said, ;We heard he...
hey one is better than none! .... ach I only really posted cos Reizvolles loves the lil drummer boy! :lol:
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/cowfu.asf :lol:
your right, i have been blessed with wealth in those departments,also i prefer to call it sharing rather than repeating as i meant i had posted...
yeah and if you were so ITK, you'd know it was me fella, so jog on cuntybollox! :P
1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the...
People are more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich old women than biker gangs. discuss!! :?
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Fill your trolley up with booze, and in the last tiny bit of space put a box of nappies. When paying pretend you don't have enough money. Take the...
Sean Connery was being interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a...
Why did the baker have smelly hands...? He was kneading a shite. :lol:
click on the stairway to heaven or is it HELL? :lol:
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small...
MAN WALKS INTO A BAR A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him....
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