Joe - I had a friend at a party that did that. He was shitting and puking in the sink. Then he passed out. Hilarious.
I think they should have given her the pants for free. They probably had some in the lost and found that would have fit. I think the colostomy bag...
After my cd player was borrowed from my civic I put in a crappy factory tape deck that didnt connect right, seeing as the clip was broke in the...
Not into scat, just trying to add a visual to your experience. When you see it on the Chapelle show you will know who turned it into a skit. Of...
That's a third breast.
When was the last time you visited the old 'father land' and which type of muslim are you?
Maybe just a loose wire connector, or bare wire touching something metal. You should have your own show.
premature defecation. I am thinking in the middle of lowering pants, may have already been poo'ing, before cheek to seat. She rushes in,...
this is the aztec you just got? No warranty on it? I would expect a blower motor to last at least 100k miles, have you checked online for...
This has got to be the most horrible moment in this womans life, or it may happen all the time, it would have been cool if she'd have thrown a 20...
Is this on the new car? I am guessing this is on the old POS. I would check the fuses, first, the ones under the dash and also the big ones...
That's not his sister, it's a man, oh wait maybe that is his sister.
You just want to lick me weirdo. :(
I thought this was about that Martin Lawrence movie....... .....beeeches. I have to agree. I think the Nicholson joker was more child...
It can't be no worse than 'Big Balls' by AC/DC I think You know, "I have the grandest balls of all"...... Not to mention Chuck Berry and 'My...
Are you drinking again? Stay away from the firewater big chief no poot.
People eat them with eggs?
Did she get it all over her self too?
Kind of like showing all these scenes of how cool iraq was before the war. [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] Some of these photos were...
That has to be the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Did you at least yell 'What the fuck' at the mad shitter?
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