I only faked it once. It's tough for a guy, but if you are behind her, just play it up and spit on her back. Sometimes it's better that way, to...
uh, Utah what? Bitches. :)
Ok last night me and the family went out to eat. We decided on Tony Romas, the kids like the 'dirt cup' they get with the kids meals. So after...
That's it, you two out of the gene pool. :) Next they'll say that cavemen invented fire. Or that french fries really arent...
You are going to catch someone rubbing one out in the projector booth and he is going to blame it on the ghost. :) I always liked ghost...
Percentage of women who fake it - 100% Percentage of men who care - 0% :)
So you're saying that giving her a free ticket to ride 'space mountain' isnt good enough? :)
So what do you have to do to get rid of them all together?
You must have narrow feet with them laces that tight together.
Yep, its the old adage, history is written by the winners.
Just be happy it wasnt a scratch and sniff thread. :)
and it smells like fish. :)
No biggie. You is from Canadia, so It's ok.
Looks like they want to add 9,000 seats. That would bring the total up around 101,000. UA - 101,000 seats, 1 family tree. :)
Doesnt Cobra Commander wear a hood? So what difference would it make?
So, why dont you tell us how you really feel? :)
if I'm on the john my female cat will climb into my BBs and curl up. This is the same crazy cat that greets me at the door and knibbles on my...
You mean they dont crawl around in your underwear when you are in the potty?
Hello? Anybody home?
Are you talking about your soon-to-be ex again? 6' Under (buried) 6" Under (not so deep) :)
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