... for being a dirty whore. [img] I have tasted the flesh of a married man, and well... I liked it a little too much. [img] Degrade me...
Never mix generic Big Lots Draino with generic K-Mart Draino. The combination can result in an explosion in your pipes that spews forth green...
Remember to set your clocks back an hour! [img]
It seems that 'muh man' has been up to some homewrecking of his own. This whore has DD's (my C's seem small in comparsion) and is an...
If I be wicked, woe unto me; and if I be righteous, yet will I not lift up my head. I am full of confusion; therefore see thou mine affliction;...
Those of you who have his number should give him a call around 4AM Central Time. [img] I'm thinking about calling him around 3:30 and telling...
How long have you lived in Detroit? What a cool fucking city!! Have you been to any of these places?
...signature offends me. [img] [ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
I can't remember if I posted these before or not. The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all...
Lomo went to a swap meet. I don't know who he met or what they swapped, but he better be back online ASAP!! [img]
I've posted this before and now I'm posting it again. 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3....
I hate 'em. It makes me use my scroll wheel more and it hurts my eyes. [img]
Hey Kit. Guess what? I've got a baby bird! I took it to the vet and they gave me some hemostats (she acted suprised when I told her that I...
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... all of you just about as much as I hate my job. It's a toss-up. [img] Who the fuck are all of these new people? I have not enough time and...
Mine died at 7:57PM (Eastern) [img]
Well?
[img] [img] My teenage 'god' is no more. [img]
Jason gets more phonecalls than I do. Jason gets calls almost 24/7. The majority of the messages left on my answering machine are for Jason....
I never win anything!! [img] Has anyone ever won anything by looking under the cap, behind the label, ect.?
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