How to meet women: 1. Turn off computer 2. Go outside I should write a book on it.
Maybe her ass was on an important phone call and the blue toof wasnt working.
Yea, if you have to give your spouse/lover a bedtime then you should probably look a little closer to your own age.
To perform a proper coup one must not only dethrone the current regime but also kill its leader. I hope this empowers chavez and kim jong ils people.
Global Warming is a lie. If you look at global climate over the last 150 years you will see that there are cycles. We are actually in a down...
Depends on who you are with T-Mobile you can just plug it into any old phone. Verizon you have to call. I think you can go by and purchase one of...
Dont worry Joe. Real AMERICANS will do what needs to be done. I just hope the idiots realize its for their own good.
What the phuck is TNB? Texas Negro Batallion?
That's why when I move to Canada I will be okay! There or Australia, that might be the place. Go hang out with Chester Grape, whe'eva da fuck...
There is no doubt that H-Rod is a communist baby killer. Hugo needs to be introduced to the business end of a .50 cal from about 2000 yards. Of...
Hey, take that shit to the movies and television section!!! :) That was the one where he had the Asian partner right?
Lowes or Home Depot. They sell bleach in large volumes, so you can get all you can drink. The record on this site is almost a gallon, see if you...
Depends on what you consider talent.
Yep, some people suck. My mother-in-law had a couple of strays in her yard that she feeds. It took her about 2 weeks to catch them and get them...
Yes, yoda, talk on.
Who's the fat chick? Looks like travolte in Hairspray
Do you have the same talent?
Maple and Brown Sugar Oatmeal. Not that I eat it all the time, but it could sustain life for quite some time.
I think that movie was just a spring board to launch the new 'age' toys. I quit getting them after that. Never really cared for the newer ones....
Yea, but Pussy, even by todays standards is pretty phucked up for a kids movie. When I first heard of the movie 'Heavy Metal' my dad wouldnt...
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