Had a dream that Lomo kept barbies in his fridge's crisper, dismembered and woke up every morning to find them all reassembled. They were weird...
[IMG] It's corrected now, but that was hilarious. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,541221,00.html?test=latestnews
I got through the DMV today in less than 10 minutes. Is that a world record? I replaced my license. The pic sucked and the weight was way off....
If anyone gets offended by that GET OVER IT. Anyway, am I a dick? I offer my old tv stand/tv to a friend who is getting an apartment. I...
I want one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina
Remember when I got two cds stuck in my car cd player the day I bought it? I finally got them out! Used a sandwich bag so I wouldn't scratch...
That you don't scrub bathtubs with steel wool and "Le Scrub" when you can't find a sponge. That Nascar cars don't have headlights or grills. They...
Makes me want to call things gay 50 times a day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0
WTF is the big deal about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIVYRYVB5b8&feature=related
I had this last year and liked it. I don't like floats, but this was kinda like a vanilla coke without all the burn and nastiness of coke (Pepsi...
All paranoid about bedbugs. Early yesterday evening, my knee started itching and I saw a little bump. Sprayed some Benadryl on it and forgot...
Are they any good? I was going to get a small (like 22 inch) for the spare bedroom to mount on the wall and give away the 27 inch pos Philips...
Seriously... Michaels is selling MJ posters... JC Penney is selling MJ shirts. His death was the best thing for his career.
http://www.darkxmas.fatcow.com/ and getting Corey Haim's autograph and hopefully a picture to post here. Bigmama should come up here and go...
Spent hours in the ER last night (not for me)... saw two drunks who had been in a fight, a guy who had been shot in the leg and all kinds of...
I want Madge's arms. [img] Not really
island pacificer?
I found a grackle today in the road on it's back, alive. I put it in a box and kept it a few hours until the emergency vet opened up. They took it...
Found some old pics... can't believe how long (and red) my hair was. Excuse the glasses... the pic was taken in probably 1997 or 1998. I got...
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/32085116?GT1=43001
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