Thats probably because she was self conscious and didnt want you to see her 'noodle'.
Ha, you blasphem! When I'm on my death bed, thats the last thing Im going to ask for. "Do you want some morphine for the pain?" "no, but...
Of course the oil doom and gloomers have went and hid. That was their main point with Bush, he had stock in oil so he was wanting to drive the...
I dont take any flu vaccine, or shot or whatever. The one time I did I thought I was going to die. Fuck that shit. I can take theraflu and a...
great, you mean ho's dun rund'd her off. :)
Sorry to hear that.
Joe, I think yours is that way because of all the white rain hairspray you use, isnt that like a pre-requisite to driving a camaro??? ;)
I've already removed the flames. :) The chrome ventshades are next. Then I got to lighten up the front windows before I run over somebody. The...
Dwaine, in Texas they call it 'learnin' them.
Benny Hill = P.I.M.P.
The more I drive this truck the more I like it. It is freaking pimp. I am thinking it was a repo. There is no way someone would trade in this...
Trade that shit in and get you some gubment motors money. Anything in the car could cause a smell the 'film' is something else. Have you tried...
He's dead. Everyone will be him eventually. I wouldnt mind a hummer from Paris, but I wouldnt kiss her, or hang out with her, unless she let me...
That's not really a fight though. Unless she snowballs you with someone else's snow.
Are you wearing that candy striper outfit again??? Geez.
A. Bigmama is always right, and oh so right when she wants to be. B. Im guessing yes, by the torrential outpouring of frothiness from daisy...
I'm not sure thats the 'love' you feel.... :)
Aggravated Sodomy
He might be on house arrest too. Happy birthday beyotch.
I dont get it. Ok, he was a good DJ, but it's not like he did anything. I read somewhere that one of his friends said he changed the world of...
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