I am setting up a fund for Bob as I fear he will become a homeless scum bag (as opposed to the homefull [img] scum bag he is now). The TWAT...
Candidates already in list are... Me, Wank - obviously. Kitanta - obviously, Shes starting without me with her little I got ADHD whine conniving...
but i cant coz my credit card got rejected... [img] [img]
hmm?
Sorry about that. Had some business to attend to. I was poisoned by Arther fucking Guinness the Friday before New years eve/day. After consuming...
Goodness will ya look at that... [img] If you know who it is you won't win anything... apart from a lot of respect. But that only comes from...
I had a couple of alcoholic beverages earlier... but im not fucked. I am bored off my arse though... So Im just gonna babble. I went to that...
I had sex... [img] (and some of it was illegal) And Ed is a liar. I was gonna keep my mouth shut... err fingers still... But as you know I am...
is ten foot long and stinks of piss? a conga line in an old folks home.
they all pakis and all messageing me. want sex. i say no. fuck off paki. go home. so i get dicks from canada. ICQ sucks... Bloody pakis Thanx...
I think most of ya know I dropped out of uni... and most know the reason... anyway... I spoke to this fella who was my best friend there today...
Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he'd only be about 5ft tall, from Basildon and called Spanner. He'd have the same amount of body hair...
15 days to go! [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img]
Has anyone heard of a band called Skinless? [img]
I was gonna do this properly but Im a bit pissed (drunk for te yanks) so here it is... 1, spazzer made a a completly fabricated story up about...
These are what I have to work with... Christmas songs, being repeated over and over again... [img] AND a fucking mongo singing them down my ear...
If things carry on the way they are going, I ain't gonna get sexed for ages... [img] Im gonna die [img] [img]
Does anyone shop in Target...? (this question is aimed at the rat-tailers in America) [img]
"A woman who stabbed her de facto husband, skinned and decapitated him before cooking him for his children's meal has been jailed for life....
Who the fuck is Sk@nk...? It's very funny what you have done... [img] BUT... I have started the process of finding out who you are (if you...
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