The 9 year old and I watched an E special about Kidnapping. and at the end I asked him what did he learn... his answer... " um it said...
like you are going to have ________ happen to you... then it does, then you feel like I dork saying ..." I knew that was gonna happen" I get...
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This makes me sad. http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/directv-resurrects-the-dead-in-questionable-ads--729 I hate Davis Spade... looks like a rat...
I started to do kegel exercises today (monkey flexin) .. (helps you with pee problems, tighter cooter, and they say makes sex better) Well I am...
Something is wrong with every part of it. Just got Scrubbing Bubble bathroom cleaner in my eye... last night my nose got broken by a soccer...
man how much time does he have to do.... I mean she WAS asking for it, wearing her tight Hannah Montana shirt and short shorts... maybe...
well not really... but I am a liar . this lady at Publix said to me... I was with the baby.. " well aint he purdy..look at all that hair"...
mom is ODing right now... like she does ALL the fucking time. Found out the list of meds she gets from 3 docs... just call called all 3 docs....
why would anyone put Nascar Tires on a Hummer... and paint it glitery purple....
would it be child abuse if... you duck taped a diaper on a kid. like no tape touches the kid... um I have this friend... who has a toddler......
after picking up my kid at 3pm, was driving home, listening to talk radio, feeling so scared for this kid in balloon. got home watched CNN .....
starts tonight ... hope ots better than last group... shit what do you call it .. session. god damn you know what I mean
I was outside, and I could hear some owls in the distance. I joined them in the howls and they really started talking... then I shut up and was...
I went to the international farmers market... picked up a sample of this weird lookin fruit, liked it, brought a sack home... just ate like - all...
yesterday my 9 year old had a sheet of word math problems for homework.. and like always I look over his answers. Well one problem was like...
I have to get new one TODAY... I had one a while back, that I could edit on Windows movie maker... then I got a fancier one, that I would have to...
took the baby to the dentist... and since he has no dental insurance, we pay outta pocket for it... they wanted me to fill out a paper that said...
2nd day.. yesterday made a big meal.. today created something.. freesh green spinach pasta.. with roasted tomatoes, garlic, bellpepper,...
I just got a serious call... not a prank, lady said her 3 year old has long skinny worms in her poop. I told her to take her to the doc... she...
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