people keep telling me that my voice is changing... I just got my 5th or 6th " yes sir" on the phone this week . I have never had a girly sweet...
http://www.cafepress.com/+i_love_crystal_meth_sticker_bumper,84297922 wish I could find a low bulk price - I need a whole bunch .
WTF this is a 3rd grade problem... Jim is going on vacation to China, his flight departs from NY at 3:12 pm on August 10th and will arrive at...
ok so got the 2 cans of Eagle Brand sweatened condensed milk... open it up... pour into a bowl to start folding in my lime juice... for some...
a group of friends have invited me to go to Daytona 500... they are not redneck at all... but I picture any type of car race crap to be trashy and...
just got a call from an alarm company... let her go say the full offer ... " we will throw in a free alarm, free gift certificate to Home Depot,...
honk your horn, or hit the hood of your car before starting it.... cats will crawl up into the car's engine to get warm... in the last 3 days I...
I used the new Lifestyles SKYN condoms... and now my cooter is itchy and puffy..slightly warm. I mean I really want to fuck a frozen lidocaine...
yeah... I said it. this place sucks now
ok so we have a lot of ice and snow... well not a lot - but a lot for us. ANYWAY ... I got stuck going up a hill... put it in 1st ... tried and...
Bring your skank ass back !
2 people I know I have died and one expected to die any minute. The most fucked up death- a 16 year old boy... car wreck... small wreck...seat...
went to my dad's on X mas.... he got a new camera and kept tying to video me ... you know the deal " go on Rhonda say something" while a...
wet as in covered in my own puke ... wtf
when I filled out the religion part I put a check by ALL of them... and in the "Other" blank I put - "all of them" The nurse or whatever said...
went to buy the Hummer (kids battery drivable) stupid rednecks said "meet me at the Shell gas station" so I did... he did not have it, then...
is today your birthday... it says on yahoo it is. I got a reminder on that yahoo contact thingy. um if it is ..happy birfday
right now I am wearing an eye patch... I made it myself... cotton and tape... I shot myself in the eye with an edamame bean... like real hard. I...
to start a new thread.... I dont have a anything cool or funny to say.. but that aint stopped anyone else. so whats up ?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/13/missing-persons-singer-finds-herself-in-jail/ Dale Bozzio, the lead singer from the '80s band Missing Persons,...
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