They always say, "Life is like a shit sandwich: the more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat".
Sounds like you have lost interest in her, Grim.
Better than tasting like ass like you do.
How typically male to put all the blame on her.
I'd hate to tell you this, Grim, but I'd say it honestly sounds like she has another man on the side somewhere. I am not saying this to just piss...
You're right about one thing. I love men. So come here and sit on my lap, big boy.
The one dangling from your forehead doesn't count, Chester.
Cumming in a wet sock?
Since you are all masturbating over electronics on this thread, I decided to give my 2 cents as well. I am currently building a HTPC based on...
I'd sooner douse you in gasoline and flick sparklers at you.
Is this thread just another excuse for off-topic BS? Seems like it. Grimmy's threads are generally that boring and piss weak of a subject, that...
What did the groundhog say?
If you did that to me, I would bite the tip of your cock off and spit it in your mouth. That's angry love for you.
Whack off to pictures of Daniel. He seems to do it for you more than me.
Play with yourself.
I did. 1st 3 epidodes of Star Wars.
That sounds like someone else we know.
You actually know what they are talking about?
What, you flop out your willy?
I hate to say it, but this entire thread reeks of bullshit. I was just fucking with young Danny boy's head for a moment, but I think he and...
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