I don't need meds . . at least . that's what they tell me..
Hmm .. food for thought ..
It is indeed very important to feed your penis .. Not many people know this.. but every time you get a boner, it's not because you're horny.. but...
Why.. .thats three for the price of one . . put the stars n stripes over her head and sing the national anthem on the top of your lungs while you...
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And tastes great. .
That's something completely different. . they get one of those fat chicks in lederhosen to suck your dick, and when its nice n stiff they tie off...
Sorry to mislead you. . .I just thought you'd want to know . .and look where I have led you . .a wonderful discussion about used tampons. . my two...
Hey, at least I tried Now it seems I fucked up I am but a fool
oh come on .. . i'll tell you what colour it was ? .. my undies have dried out by the way . .they're nice n crunchy now
Jezus. ..I just shat myself. . and it's still 6 more hours till i can go home. . took me an entire roll of industrial sized bogpaper to clean up...
It is allowed But to write solely Like a haiku
How do you lube up a box of chocolates. . that'll ruin the flavour..
mebbe next time. . works over. . now to get drunk ... see youz guys.. . love ya grimmy. . did you get my valentine's present?
I am already damned thank you very much ..whats funny about waxing door handles ?
great. . that's all of em . . thanks dwaine. .
LSD or XTC more likely. . .those are our major exports these days. . but you're more likely to get a slap on the hands and some councelling(or...
No i'm not.. . she left me two weeks ago. . .'s funny how a hand can just run of. . . lucky me for having two. .
YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!! .. okay . .you probably will.. . just don't do it again young man. . or at least clean it out before you wash the...
Really? I always use a vacuumcleaner
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