Not all "females" have a penis like you, darling.
I want some of what you guys are on.
Yes, but where the fuck are the pics?
Dwaine doesn't hate me. Nursey does, but Dwaine doesn't. Nursey doesn't have a penis for me to slurp, that's why. :(
I've been gone for several weeks.
Eminem?
You really sent her an email? I hear Russian wives are popular with the lonely males over 240lbs.
It's a huge tampon, and the dog has hold of the string and pulling it out. This explains a lot of things: the unsual angle of her leg, the lump in...
I've been off the speed for months now. Stop living in the past.
They are foreign to my ass.
Smoking is the most disgusting habbit. In Queensland, they have banned smoking in any public buildings, around areas food is served, and within 4...
It's fetta cheese.
I don't like foreign objects in my ass.
schmoo goo.
Fuck oath! Dyke!
Fucking copycat! Do you just hang around here like a bad stench all day, waiting for posts? Like some proverbial rodent picking up the crumbs...
I have Nursey's photo all over my wall and ceiling. Does that count as obsessive?
!!
Maybe the poor girl shat herself? Or maybe the head will turn and you see the face of OZZY OSBOURNE!
I thought it would be a more erotic and exciting story than that. I feel let down. :(
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