I tend to carry around a bottle of perfume that I spray randomly at anyone who smells. They tend to get the hint and move away, although sometimes...
You worked at Maccas, Jefe? No way! Here I was thinking you're a stud with a big dick and a wad of cash, but in reality you're just another former...
Yes, or the salads plus that are all lettuce and still cost more than a burger.
Mac takes the Intel to a whole new level. Go the Mac.
Buttholes and assjuice ... Mmmmm!
I had a knife pulled on me on a train, but that would be no where near as intense as having a gun in your face. I feel for you, Schmedly.
Breakfast: Fruit salad, muesli with milk, green tea Morning tea: Orange juice, apple Lunch: 6" Subway Veggie Delight sandwich with mayonnaise...
Well, basically the two you mentioned are the only ways.
Just get MAJ in there. He'll give you a nice shade of cream on your sheets, I am sure.
Yeah ... Hack the Fugly.com server, use some SQL commands to administrate yourself, then post pure HTML.
There you go. We posted at the same time.
I think he meant Danny was a child star, not in kiddie porn.
Males have no sense of colours.
Gack! Those look like tumors hanging off it's chest!
No I'm not.
Hurry up. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
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It's German.
There's so many people in the pool. Someone will win. I predict he will die of AIDS or hepatitis A or B.
Ten points for typing like an emo. I'm talking about your general reponse time, numbnuts.
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