Beware I bite.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr: ooh, electrical cord? why not use an electric cow...
<in his best darth vader voice> What is thy biding my master?
My brother used to lizard sit this fucking insanely aggressive lizard for his friend. He used to hold pinkies above its head and watch the lizard...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr: ok ok, matthew, where exactly in houston do u...
your lucky your car wasnt washed away http://communities.msn.com/gregadamspics/houstonflood2001.msnw
I got pulled over in SA for doing 80 in a 65... fucking asshole cops. So now i have fucking warants cause theres no way in hell those assholes...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Honkey Kong: OMG! Imagine that! Someone actually...
Luckily i did not get that question. But the person in the cubical next to me did. I heard him hit mute and tell the lady she was a fucking moron....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr: houston? are u in houston?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes
The coolest toy when i was growing up was those pogoballs. I loved transformers and voltron, dont get me wrong. But i loved hopping on that damn...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: funny that.. darren(d-bridge) is one of my best...
We had a question today "do you need a computer to get on the internet?"................ with that question went all my hope for humanity.
Wow that really cool how you get the little final fantasy wizard to do the "throw the bitches off my nuts" dance!
ok, i can take and sometimes dish out sick jokes...... although there is nothing funny at all about loosing your penis!! unless it was filmed on...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr: Matthew: ROFL! u have to pay to have sex...u sorry...
I work for a company (who shall remain nameless right now) that leases dedicated servers to morons. I sit in a cubical, answering stupid questions...
I hate my job!!!!! I hate customers who have no idea what the hell they are doing and ask me stupid questions!!!! I would like to tell people...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Matthew, you gotta look at the dinner thing as an...
On his first day at work, an intern for a local mental institution was making his first rounds, to get to know the patients. He walks down the...
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