My boyfriend only sucks my cock. Why does he get them?
Bonjela will sooth the pain and sensitivity, but don't use it if you're allergic to Aspirin. I don't know if it's available in USA, or if it's...
OK, so is that Reizvolles biatch made up too?
I heard that parts for Hondas can be a little excessivly priced. Just something I heard.
This stole 2 minutes of my life! I want them back!
Jeff is made up too don't forget.
Now where did you find that video of me?
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I noticed it helped with his skin and tan too in the before and after photos.
Danny, Danny. Your sentence structure sucks. Are you sure you did any tertiary studies at all, homo?
God hates fags ... how does it feel to know God hates you, Dan?
Yes, just like the male brain is a myth.
Buy a goat?
OMG! Is Harlan a figment too? And I was SO in love with that big jerk! Next you'll say that Martin and Martha aren't real either! I mean, we all...
Well I can tell you now, I've never squirted before. I have heard of this phenomenon before, but I have never had any of my female OR male friends...
Maybe she was reincarnated as one of the animals she tortured?
I didn't watch what now?
*giggles* You said 'lastly' twice!
Mr. Mac?
Close. Tzatziki.
Separate names with a comma.