You're just easily amused.
I have a vagina. That's the only weapon I need.
Probably does. Wouldn't surprise me.
That's a poorly written bot you've got. Thanks a lot!
The influx of Middle Palaeolithic knuckle-dragging, sloping foreheaded Neanderthals with their Mousterian tools and Congenital Scoliosis is a real...
And I thought Dan told bad jokes.
People on eBay will spend $600 - $700 on a pile of dog shit too.
My brother is a metal head. I think he listens to Motörhead but I have no idea about the rest.
My desk has on it papers, pens, letters, a USB drive, keys, a phone, Lindt wrappers; a waste paper bin beside my desk with more rubbish outside it...
You tell me, dipsh*t.
Who needs the Wii Fit? I go to a real gym. I've never seen a masseuse, solarium or aqua aerobics option on the Wii Fit.
I really don't know why people bother making other identities on here. They always come unstuck eventually. Why don't they just be themselves for...
I wonder if Lomo specially cleared his desk off for those photos? If not, he must be OCD, because even my desk isn't that clean. It's girlie, but...
My father was a Professor at university, and I was with him at work when I was about 9 years old, and I thought it would be cool to take a scalpel...
Mine actually has "BUG" on it.
I love Diablo and Diablo 2. I remember playing these bad boys when I was just a little girl. I'll be in anything Diablo 3 for sure!...
... and you take what's on this website as gospel before possibly voiding your warranty? Microshaft has retracted hundreds of statements and...
I don't think Nursey will mind so much once you explain that Dan stole all of your underwear for freaky, perverted reasons that none one wants to...
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