Gamecube? Fuck. I'm not even a father, but my owner (wife) made sure to heat up a coat hanger on the stove and shove is slowly into my fairly...
Mmmmmm....Laxatives make me horny.
Hate is a strong word, and it's also not a family value...But sometimes I gotta admit, some of my gay friends are a bit...well, too much...
Now be serious with me here, kids.. Tell me you wouldn't wanna be ankle-deep in Martha's sweet (and nicely trimmed, might I speculate)...
An exacto-blade can bring the whole testicle stomping experience to a new level, if done correctly. Simply pull the scrotum taut and make a small...
Damnit. See, I've been shoving those things into my eurethra now for a couple of months.... Nowhere near as easy as you'd think.
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