Man, I thought they had to break up and declare bankruptcy after all us napster using theives stole their muzak. Fucking punkass losers. They...
Whoa. That was terrible. Listen to something good
Mitch, buddy, you think a guy like that could get laid WITHOUT roofies?
Man...Who IS this person you talk of? I wanna meet 'im.
Well... When I was growing up, I was REALLY turned on by Penny from Inspector Gadget. The movie was a real let down, though...
Look here...Seriously now. SEND ME SOME OF WHAT YOU WERE ON. It's dry as hell here.
Shit kid. If you were TRULY down, you'd have mentioned THIS DAMNIT.
I hafta agree with you on this one. I spent several years homeless, living on the street...Seriously. I never panhandled ONCE. Managed to find...
A person who hasn't experienced the bliss of having a small amount of a beautiful woman's spicy feces under your fingernail is truly missing out...
Oh CHRIST I wanted to see that. Webster gets me rock-hard, and thinking about a corey crying gives me goosebumps.. Maybe some schlomo's got it up...
OH NO! TOY ROBOT!
That sorta reminds me of this. Not a whole hell of alot, but sorta. [img]
From personal experience, I can tell you one thing, and one thing only: Never, EVER, put a tick in your eurethra. It feels great, but when they...
Aw man, you guys just don't see the inherent greatness of deflowering an elderly catholic woman. I mean, that's sweet nectar down there boys...And...
Now I know I'm not the only guy who occasionally suffers from insufficient wiping after a particularly wet blast of loose stool..... Moments like...
Just a little FYI [img]
Sweet lovin' dobbs! I had NO idea I'd be surrounded by such heady artists! Ross, I must admit...That poem brought a tear to my eye, and a wad to...
I don't mean to stoke the fire here, but.. Spiderman WILL make you gay. I had nothing to do with this, btw. I mean, if spidey likes to shoot his...
Niggaz bettah reprezent, motherfuckers! [img] Get all Lando on your ass if not, honky bitches. [img]
Quick and easy cure for just about anything that ails your sack.... A zippo lighter removes hair much faster and much easier than a razor, and...
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