she should go on that show the swan, for real though. LOL do u think they could help her at all??? maybe she should start out on the biggest...
i know, i wish i was as hottt as molly mcbutterpants. maybe if i put on about 200 pounds, chop off all my hair, dye it orphan annie red, frizz it...
did i ever tell u guys how, when i was like 3 or 4, my mom and my sister (who's 13 years older than me), used to put panty hose on their head at...
you're leaving? are u going to go do it? *jealous*
ah ha... i see. u already have your super adventure club friend.
okay--though i was really confused when i first read that, because i thought u said he was 12 ladies, like all in one, like reincarnated a la...
who? braggins?
i can help u stay up...
mr. spoon, u kind of scare me... i bet you're a stallion in bed.
THAT'S hottt. *turned on*
i'm lying, my parents aren't really dead. i was going for the sympathy card, but i see it doesn't work here. what was i thinking? i can...
they were cremated.
my parents are dead. :-(
DOG truly knows all... how did He find us here?
victimize me baby... i would LOVE it.
DOG said let there be underachievement today. and there was. and it was good. amen.
good morning... i have to achieve alot today, but i still have time for this.
are u starting up again? it was a joke... simmer down. i was raised in fucking richmond, virginia, like i have room to talk about people from the...
i miss doug though. we should buy him a nice bowel piece from dwayne.
today has been GOOD.
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