hey, he talks to me during the day when he's perfectly sober. i know he's sober, because he spells most of his words correctly.
no, but he sounds hottt...
hey, just because i'm a slut doesn't mean i'm going to do you... wait, yes it does. my place or yours? i really can't afford the airfare though...
3 is the best.
hey--i play grand theft auto all the time... lol
soooo... you're only talking to me because you think you're gonna score?
sorry, i only got this far.
LOL i don't know why i stay hidden... at first it was for just in case anybody i work with happened upon here, they wouldn't know i was goofing...
kinky.
DWAINE! get your girl... she's pouring the red shit all over her body again.
a dress made solely out of my skin is DEFINITELY not going to fit dwaine.
LMAO i have lots of hair on my HEAD, and that's it. bye mr. spoon.
would a fake suicide be okay? i really don't want to cut into my drinking time later tonight.
the webcam didn't work, or you lighting yourself on fire didn't work?
you have to be more specific when talking to blondes.
LMAO sorry, i just got it. when i go home tonight and hang myself, i'll make sure somebody is there to take pics and send them to you.
i'm so pissed off that you're drunk and i'm stuck at work.
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i've posted like 20! LOL
okay, i'm slightly disturbed that i'm only attractive when you guys have beer goggles on. if i had low self-esteem i might go like, cut myself or...
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