yeah, me and pink want to have a threesome with dwaine. doug would like to join in, but he understand that dwaine's kind of a homophobe.
it's COLT 45.. isn't it?
yes, that u do doug. as do i. as long as they're trimmed. i hate it when a guy has a big ole afro goin' on down there.
and your rainbow bumper sticker for that nice black suburban that says "i love balls in my face."
your shoes don't match?? okay, next time u steal the shoes off corpses, get a matching pair! and, now that your gay, your shoes should match your...
yeah, in real life the smell of vagina sends him into convulsions.
damn I feel so gay now... don't worry, u don't LOOK gay though. gays are generally really, really ridiculously good looking. like doug.
ME TOO! him and mr. spoon. for real.
hey... maybe i paid for my oxygen. i haven't stolen anything since i was arrested for grand-theft.
ah... so is the way of DOG. my bad. GMFGO
that would be me. i'm actually pale as a ghost... i look tan? weird, but be because it was taken in the neon lights at a bar. i'm definitely not...
*sad* but... i can try really hard to be dead for u. maybe if i concentrate really hard on pretending to be dead, u won't realize i still have...
LMFAO i've been waiting for it to piss u off actually.
*gasp!* I'VE never even seen the collection of used douche bottles.
LMFAO
me... u... the ole tub o' lard dwayne...
duh, i already told u that.
THAT explains your grotesquely large chrome-a-dome.
i thought i looked like a methed-out paris hilton? or do i just look like a fat paris hilton? make up your minds people!
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