I'm sensing there is a rift in here. You have Barry and Team-Feel-Good on one side, and Nursey and Team-Feel-Bad on the other. Who will win?
Nevermind. I see. Here's something she can use on the job too. Does this count?
I'm lost. Who is Limpy?
No. Dick.
I keep getting these flashes of light in my peripheral vision, almost always in the upper half of my field of view. If it was a clock, I'd see...
He's got your chin. Or lack there of. Are you sure that's not you back in College? What was that, 1950-something?
You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. I just really like the song, afternoon Delight, and wanted a chance to post...
Conversely, maybe Nursey needs help and the rest of us don't: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/starland+vocal+band/afternoon+delight_20202371.html
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/white+zombie/more+human+than+human_20146189.html Maybe Nursey doesn't need help. Maybe the rest of us do.
I'm officially scared sober. Thank you.
Damn. I know how much you hate spammers and all but that's just mean. Funny, but mean. I'm going to fax him a photo of my ass now. If...
I went to the movies and saw this tonight in the theaters. It was totally worth it. I'm amazed at how this show has remained consistently funny...
Only sissies and people from Texas get cirrhosis. Being genetically gifted, I (along with my drunken friend) are immune to that. Can I offer you...
No. Never believe science. It's all propaganda. Can I offer you a cigarette? Yes, you could. No, you couldn't. Rape is a crime. You can't...
Please let me know if you see anything like that again. I think I fixed it.
thytube.com - Bless you my child.
GrimJesus, Does that mean you're gay? I don't understand. Are you coming out of the closet here? Also, I think that it's supposed to be a...
I'm not into guns either.
No front + No back = no breasts. Perfect. More room for dynamite.
You know what? You might be on to something there.
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