Am I just too lazy to browse the menus and change some setting that would give me some actual time when a post was made? It seems that the...
I'm beginning to think she put the husband in her life to evoke knee-jerk responses like this. Some people just get off on it, I suppose - like...
Just when you think you know someone. Ugh. I suppose you heard that Alec, given his extensive knowledge on the subject from his varying...
You can take those apologies, twist them up into nice, conforming little corkscrews, and shove 'em up your ass. Take your time, OK? Enjoy the...
Goddamn... Helluva post. If you're still alive, I'd prepare for a Federal visit right about now...
There really is more to come... My aunt's old 'toilet seat' on four legs that sat above any toilet came in handy the past two evenings, as well...
No - in addition to that, Homewrecker also poses them to take fantastic pictures, too. :biggrin:
Shit - I lost my virginity in a Sable - no... wait, it was a Taurus. I guess I'm not that high-class. :frown:
I have a Karcher electric pressure washer - I know it works great on turds, too - but didn't have time to hook it up to both water and electricity...
Yeah, no kidding. You should be able to hang out with your less-than-complete-stranger fuck buddy in Texas.
Don't worry, phatty. The scent of friction-bourne pubic aroma did not fill the air... Nor did the inconveniences of lacking the subtleties...
Coming soon. Damn phone doesn't want to upload pictures. Will post when I return to civilization. Running water, electricity, & the like.
Joe... What's happening in this country right now is enough to drive any man to drink. I'm not even kidding. If you juxtapose our...
Rather shitty thing happened to me on my way to work today, too. I hadn't even had the car for a week and I already got a ticket. 59 in a...
200K+ mi and still whirring away gives me a warm vibratey feeling in the cockles of my heart. By chance, do you know when the timing belt was...
Secession. The only viable option at this point. That, or emigration. The ship is sinking, fire off as many flares as you want, you'd be...
You've just never tried the right one...
Be honest - you know you just shot milk through your nose. Don't lie.
Study Widowry. I hear there's big bucks in it...
Damn, Phatty's got it straight... Got the next two weeks off, whaddyasay? Don't know about that babies part, though. I'll deny everything.
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