You forget whom was at the helm, I'm afraid. ;-) V-rated tires, mind you. Rated stable up to 149mph, with the appropriate psi. So...
Um, no. After using the worn cotton t-shirt of yours to jerk off while driving the John Deere over cacti, I can clearly notice the groove left in...
I didn't have my flash camera when I went back to the scene of the crime, but it appears that I took that corner a little too tight. I retrieved...
Finally! Pics! It took me until I blew up a friggin' wheel to post these: The fleet: [img] The aftermath of testing the V-rated...
C'mon, now - can't I write a story wherein I still appear to be the successful protagonist, without admitting that the boyfriend fucked the whole...
So, that whole bag of chips I sent up there went wasted? Gee whiz, thanks alot - could've saved a dollar or two... :rolleyes: Me neither, but...
Gotta love an alternator burnout. It's like you're talking to Scotty, as he starts turning on different warning lights on your dash, then your...
Not the biggest fan of Borders. I can barely bring myself to spend the price for a movie at a discount store, or even Breast Buy, for that...
It's not easy... being cheesey. Hell, for all I know, it could've been Potato or even Corn. All's I know is that I was munching on some...
Should've titled this one "Hey Schmed..." I recently did some catching-up via Wikipedia on what all has gone on in the world of Hulk since I...
Oh, I can't do that... It's not that long. But if you stand on your doorstep and hold an empty Cheetoh bag my way, I'll see if I can make the shot.
I have NO PITY, read: NONE whatsoever when I hear these sob stories of some SOB getting hit by a train. I firmly believe that it takes a...
Has anyone offered to lend a hand to the victim while the search is ongoing?
Shit... We need to send more wetbacks up the river if that's all you consider a burrito to be. For Christ's sake, if any of ya's would try a...
A well-laid plan, I might add... :biggrin:
...Spent the evening a couple nights ago with the "one that got away" - whom, I'm guilty of the above infractions. Went over to her pad over an...
Shit - great thread, Phatty - talk about a trip down mammary lane! Lost my virginity in the back seat of an '89 Ford Taurus. Next time was...
Aaaah, Mallrats. "A very uncomfortable place." Hey, you weren't supposed to tell anyone! I think that part belongs in the next paragraph...
At least you didn't start shooting people in a fit of rage. :)
I can see the title of the book already: "The Dichotomy of Joe"
Separate names with a comma.
