Send me a Mac.
I'm skeptical about your skepticism. If you remain skeptical, or if your skepticism grows, I'll be even more skeptical. I'm keeping my eye on you.
Close but no cigar. That kid's name was Jeffrey too though but that's not me.
Dan, how old are you? If that photo was taken in 1972, that must mean you're close to 40 now? I thought you were only about 32 or 33. This is a...
I'm one of these little people. You'll never guess.
No you didn't. What will barley pop do to a brain? And what is barley pop?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080208/ap_on_hi_te/mideast_internet_outage
What parts do you need? I have loads of old parts. And Barry. I don't know if they do this in your area but here in MD, at the...
What do you think about being able to add captions for all the images that have been added to Fugly? Lately (for the past several months) I've...
Just to see how it feels, I quit for 5 days. Not only that, but I also quit drinking too. There is nothing to it. It's just a habit, like...
Obama 2008. I hope Dwaine falls in love with a black girl and his brain explodes.
It's Cafepress. No, we don't make any money unless we mark the products up. Since we don't mark them up (not to mention sell any of them) we...
yeah man. Order it all. It's all manufactured in Dwaine's basement. Quality stuff.
Dwaine, are you serious? What kinds of things have you been selling?
1. No. 2. I didn't see it but I heard that one guy urinated in the 5-gallon pickle bucket. I heard that another guy defecated in the same...
I'm not confused at all. A burger pattie is the meat. The "burger" is the finished, assembled product. The ingredients of the "meat" portion...
Two all-beef-patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun. Come on. That was a lame question.
Now you have me thinking about McDonald's and all the useless information I know about it. Did you know it only takes 39 seconds to cook a...
I worked there when I was 16. I didn't say I STILL worked there.
I used to work at McDonald's. I remember making those things. I was also a giant fan of the McRib.
Separate names with a comma.
