NO ONE is seeing the clear and simple solution here! We have too many people on this earth! We just all need to pick up some guns.... and thin the...
WHOOO ISSS.... JOHNNYYYY???
20k is really not that much when you consider how much a meal costs on the road. I'm allowed to deduct 40 dollars a day right now for "meal and...
Ok. Anyone who knows me also knows I like to fuck with people. So when my friend Melissa in Kentucky asked me to join Myspace, I signed up. I made...
Go on Ebay and get a Commodore 64. Those things are the shit!
Danzig? Are you that guy who used to post as "Danza"?
This is the best thread ever.
I already have a horn like that on my rig. I only suffered from Road Rage one time. We're trained to deny ourselves that right, but every now and...
Damn. Thats awful, girl. I hope you can get yourself right again. Hospitals suck. I've haven't been to a hospital since I got rabies 2 years ago,...
The problem with a flat tax is this. Many people have outlandish expenses that go with their job. For example, the trucking industry. Every year I...
I'm "The Smartass".
GAS' sister?!? I remember her! She rolled in here acting kinda slutty and GAS told us she wasn't really that trampy. She was just acting....
Hey Dwaine. I got this stuff from a head shop called Salvia. I heard it was supposed to be like living 3 hours in 10 minutes. All it did to me was...
I've seen those movies. It seems my Television stay on Disney Channel 24 hours a day around here. And I do mean 24. They leave the fucker running...
I get this show on Sirius radio. A must have for any trucker who spends 80% of their week driving. Sadly enough, that guy Sal is a bigger idiot...
Yes Both verdicts were handed down on the 3rd of October. But if you subtract out the leap days since then.... this new one was actually on sept...
Baltimore beautiful? Give me some of whatever you were smoking in Colorado brutha.
I own many guns. However, I'm not allowed to use them at all. If someone breaks into my house at 3:00AM, I'm still not allowed to discharge any...
I have one of those. It all stems from being a child of the seventies when growing an afro between your thighs was still considered cool (Well, it...
So you would rather spend the day on the beach fishing with and fucking Jimmy Buffet in broad daylight while you swhisper "passible" spanish in...
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