NO WAY! If your hubby found out he might have his family fly a plane into my house! I've spent alot of money on this two-story cardboard box. Not...
Yes. The perils of being a Power Top. At least I'm pitchin' and not catchin'. Cause that would be gay.
LOL. I gotcha brother. But its been so long for me that right now I'd take a pink taco with the works! I'm gonna have to pass on the "coyote"...
That's a sad story.... and NO... I'm not being sarcastic. No one wants to see a love one suffer and/or die. It's brutal. I know the failure's of...
And I've worked out of Pheonix, Des Moines, and Swanton, OH. But at the time companies were willing to hire drivers in my location simply because...
I love the southeast... but I don't live there so those companies aren't hiring me. The area in MD where I live is not close to Baltimore (where...
An unzipped fly is only cool when the chick's junk is showing thru it. Actually... thats REALLY HOT! Imma go jerk off to that image now.
They can't be that junkie. I've had a saturn for 4 years now and not even so much as a flat tire yet. However my ex had a pontiac sunfire that...
Actually, I have very good references. No Accidents, 0 points on my license, and I haven't been late for a pick up or delivery in 5 years. No, I...
I've been unemployed for almost three months now. I've applied to so many places my fingers hurt from filling out applications (For some reason...
Fire it correctly and it won't hurt you at all. Turn it sideways or use it carelessly with one hand and kiss your wrist goodbye. In other...
In what state do you need a permit to own a shotgun? I own like 15 of them and don't have permit one! I've even been stopped by the Game Warden...
Yes I am Brilliant.
Where do midgets get the audacity to claim that the word "midget" is offensive? Were there 100 years of midget oppresion that I'm unaware of? Do...
Love changes everything - Climie Fisher
A guy came to my house once selling "extra-meat" from his truck. Really it just meant he didn't sell all of his meat to vendors because the...
But you don't eat meat. Why would you even want lunch meat on your sandwiches? I on the other hand, am a straight up carnivore. At least, I was...
I want a man's gun. A Desert Eagle is the one for me. Ideal for home defense.. in that it will take a perp's head off in a thundering blaze of...
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