Baby girl can dish it out but can't take it? Awwwww! Poor Nursey! :( How are your ABs doing these days? (I'm assuming that's where you got...
I've cut my hair since this was taken: (eager to see what cleverness Nursey pulls out of her bag of tricks for this one)
Oh that bull picture was really original! That's a joke I've never seen before. Also hilarious and cutting-edge is your inference that I'm Jewish....
Please be joking. It's not even a twenty-five-cent word. I hear it from 11-year-old kids. Usually because they're putting down my juvenile sense...
My husband thanks you!
I said I would post a pic of me. I am sure you'll make me regret this...
I still think it's weird that you think my self-denigrating use of the word "sophomoric" is somehow "pompous" or "lofty". Fuckin' rednecks....
Why on earth would I be trying to impress you? I don't even know most of you guys. If I'm going to go to the effort of trying to impress people,...
Eeek! OK, I'll post a pic. Even knowing what will happen.
Still giggling over trying to figure out which word you found showy... "Sophomorically" or "Amused". Thanks for the entertainment! (That means...
I was bored with it so it took me two days to bother coming back and reading it. What's funny about that is that I wasn't using showy...
Yeah, I'm a little afraid to post my picture! I've seen what can happen...
Thanks for not making fun. TLE seizures can be really, really subtle... mine usually start with a sense of apprehension (often in the form of a...
Great. Maybe I'll have steamed beets for breakfast.
Jacob's Ladder was a fuckin' great movie.
I should just go to bed but I have this cold and I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating. It's stupid! And nobody is posting and the internet is...
I have to fork over my ID for scrutiny every time I go into a bar or buy beer at the store. It's not the WORST picture ever taken, but my squawfro...
Yes. Go ahead and make fun.
What? I'm sorry, I've lost interest in your recursively dull repartee. You get points for using a thesaurus, though!
People with temporal lobe epilepsy often experience flashes of light or other light and color effects. Do you ever have dizziness, intense deja vu...
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