Wiping a tear from my eye
It looks great! It will be even better with bigger windows... I can't imagine WTF they were thinking with those tiny things.
Homeland Security IS doing a drill! On Tuesday Portland, Phoenix, and Guam will be the targets of imaginary dirty bombs, and everyone is going to...
No way. Really?
What does that have to do with what I said?
Yeah, it's funny in a Homer-Simpsonesque sort of way. I have a pretty immature sense of humor too, so I appreciate the effort.
Yeah, I noticed that. It's kind of dorky, but then so is being on Fugly in the first place so who am I to judge?
Well if no one dies then it MUST be ok. I'm not really a big fan of justifying unethical behavior because it's *less evil* than some other...
"It was just an honest mistake"? That's right up there with "But I only left the baby alone for a minute!".
Nursey, why are you so obsessed with my genitals? You hardly ever address me or refer to me without mentioning my reproductive organs. It's not...
Right, that's totally why I'm "bragging" about struggling with my first math class at community college. Because I want you all to see how smrt I am.
I misspell "weird" all the time. I can never get that "i before e except after c and in the case of certain random other words" thing right. Words...
I'm just working on the math part right now... I just started, and it's not my strong suit, but it's getting easier. Right now I only have time...
I don't know what this means.
Yes, it is a pragmatic approach. Unethical and immoral, but pragmatic indeed. My issue with the risks of genetic manipulation is separate from...
Nah, I have everything pierced that I want pierced. I'd like some more tattoos, though.
A physicist. But it's slow going.
After moaning and writhing and gnashing my teeth over my math homework all week, I got 15 out of 15 on the concept check today. There is hope for...
I didn't say you did, dude. I wasn't addressing what you said, but rather bringing up a related issue that I see "pro-lifers" flip-flopping on all...
Wow, that's a bargain! Sweet deal, congratulations. :) My sister is house-shopping right now, and she just put an offer in on a cute little...
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